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This is Lady Numiria, High Commissioner of the O-12, representing the Edda Defense Front Commission, working along the Concilium Planetary Defense Force [CPDF] and the Combined Army of the Ur-Hegemony.
You may ask me "why did O-12 allied with the ferocious alien specie(s) that invaded our Space, our Planets, our PLANET? And by killing millions doing so..." I'll tell you: petty jealousy. The Sphere is scared of us because they ain't us, and that's why when Concilium Prima was invaded, they didn't come to the rescue first, but when they understood that they could much from the latest environmental planetary crisis, they all came altogether, asking us to let them lend an helpful hand on our soil.
But I'm fed up of them, because at least now we can with the Ur, not obliged to put a straight face and eat snakes, to try and find a way to save our beloved Concilium!
Anyway, a few nights ago, my Cyberius TaskForce was landing in Wiggin Aerospace Base when we received a call from dispatch, stating that some punks where up to no good near Rhodan area after they stole a shuttle, blasting degenrate music on the local public speakers through advanced hacking, and having colored neons everywhere. You can see attached holovid for an AI-assisted depiction of the described events:
Upon arriving, the Nomad punks immediatly put themselves together and deployed in combat formation, using "policemen" attires to lure us into a trap.
Meanwhile, in the improvised nightclub, the infamous Mary Problem was hanging out near the DJ's booth, asking for a near-very-annoying lightshow...
Cheerkillers and local furry sensation Fiddler didn't need anything more than some good beats blasting out loudly to prepare themselves for the upcoming moshpit against police scums.... typical of Nomads!
That's when Lieutenant Hector and Agent Jorge Cloné decided that it was time to make an entrance on the dancefloor... It may have been their first deployment within the Cyberius taskForce, but after the report impersonator agents Leons, Ken & Eddy, from the Gangbuster Unit, told them about a massive stock of Bacon offered for the party's guest, they wanted to thave their share from it too.
On the edge of the outer walls, in a nearby flat, the Security Core Team decided to look up for incoming threats, our Bluecoat agent worried about meeting some of his fellow comrades from High School.
Not paying real attention due to the potential loot of freshly cooked Bacon, everyone in the security didn't paid attention to the incoming Hollow-Men, disguised as Betatroopers... In particular x0xMICHEL_LAUNCHERx92, the bringer of Death!
Blasting from afar, Michel Launcher and his custom skin Missile Launcher managed to force all the Security Team to rest, Ensign Cho revealing herself amongst the crowd and joining the Officers mandated to evacuate woundeds to the back, sadly obliged to miss the whole Bacon party too.
To avenge their fallen comrades, Robobot serial n°9 hacked the skies and unleashed what he call "The Street of Rage Special" to the hidden punks, including x0xMICHEL_LAUNCHERx92.
With only Hector and his Teammate on the field (alongside some minor characters), the party staff decided to show their best hacking skills to compensate for the flee of their Empty friends, managing not only to slow our two first-timers, but also making one of them sick with nano-infected food.
Meanwhile, it seems that the Cheerkiller club ended up right into a strange place, some sort of unregistered Quantum Anomaly Zone, right inside an abandonned building office... Making them totally AWOL from the POV of the Nomad Party.
Thinking she was safe to come pick up incriminating evidences, Mary unfortunately discovered upon grabbing her infected Bacon that O-12 had high-profile graduated Officers from the Academy on the field. Now free of his moves, Hector's Partner managed to struck down convicted criminal "Mary Problem" for charges of drug-inducing poisoning food, hacking, street degradations, unsanctioned free pary and being part of the Nomad Nation.
Not having a single consideration for the panicked Cook, Hector rushed toward the center of the party, grabbing the juicy pure Bacon stripes, before arresting the rest of the Nomad party to bring them to the nearest precinct, as any dedicated Bacon Specialist Operative would,
It was a brilliant and well executed operation, I must say. I was very surprised of the performances deployed by our new operatives such as Hector and Robobot serial n°9. I can suspect that these two will see more operations in the future. In the meantime, the Cyberius TaskForce is already looking forward their next Assignment to save Concilium Prima.
Lady Numiria out.
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Really a great report.
A amazing report by o-12 memeiest commander XD
Great job Lady Numiria!
Lesson learned: Never grub a spicy bacon in any nightclub!
You wrote an entire report out of memes. Excellent.
(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬super job lady numiria.
Certified fishing moment
Besides the excellent battle report, the sheer quality and density of memes in this page is astounding.
Weren’t you an O-12 officer, you would make a great Arachne mememancer
O12 always here to break the fun of Nomad 🙂
Great report, Commander Numiria!
Apparently Nourkias let you off the leash, sooo how about checking the rubbisch your PanO lackeys do in Montalbán? I planned a tour for you 😉
After that you’ll help us to SAVE THE PILOTS or… I’mean there’s no other option for a human or alien being…