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Lady Numiria's Adventures in Edda - EP1: Got 99 problems, and Mary is one.

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Lady Numiria
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LADY'S NUMIRIA ADVENTURES IN EDDA - EP1: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS, AND MARY IS ONE.

The Great Commissionner is ready to battle for the survival of her adoption's planet!

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++priority access granted++
++secure channel opened++
++data transfer ready++

This is Lady Numiria, High Commissioner of the O-12, representing the Edda Defense Front Commission, working along the Concilium Planetary Defense Force [CPDF] and the Combined Army of the Ur-Hegemony.

You may ask me "why did O-12 allied with the ferocious alien specie(s) that invaded our Space, our Planets, our PLANET? And by killing millions doing so..." I'll tell you: petty jealousy. The Sphere is scared of us because they ain't us, and that's why when Concilium Prima was invaded, they didn't come to the rescue first, but when they understood that they could much from the latest environmental planetary crisis, they all came altogether, asking us to let them lend an helpful hand on our soil.

But I'm fed up of them, because at least now we can with the Ur, not obliged to put a straight face and eat snakes, to try and find a way to save our beloved Concilium!

Anyway, a few nights ago, my Cyberius TaskForce was landing in Wiggin Aerospace Base when we received a call from dispatch, stating that some punks where up to no good near Rhodan area after they stole a shuttle, blasting degenrate music on the local public speakers through advanced hacking, and having colored neons everywhere. You can see attached holovid for an AI-assisted depiction of the described events:

Upon arriving, the Nomad punks immediatly put themselves together and deployed in combat formation, using "policemen" attires to lure us into a trap.

Meanwhile, in the improvised nightclub, the infamous Mary Problem was hanging out near the DJ's booth, asking for a near-very-annoying lightshow...

Cheerkillers and local furry sensation Fiddler didn't need anything more than some good beats blasting out loudly to prepare themselves for the upcoming moshpit against police scums.... typical of Nomads!

That's when Lieutenant Hector and Agent Jorge Cloné decided that it was time to make an entrance on the dancefloor... It may have been their first deployment within the Cyberius taskForce, but after the report impersonator agents Leons, Ken & Eddy, from the Gangbuster Unit, told them about a massive stock of Bacon offered for the party's guest, they wanted to thave their share from it too.

On the edge of the outer walls, in a nearby flat, the Security Core Team decided to look up for incoming threats, our Bluecoat agent worried about meeting some of his fellow comrades from High School.

What the report didn't say is that our Kappa's HUD was looking at the Warconsole score for Edda instead...

Not paying real attention due to the potential loot of freshly cooked Bacon, everyone in the security didn't paid attention to the incoming Hollow-Men, disguised as Betatroopers... In particular x0xMICHEL_LAUNCHERx92, the bringer of Death!

Urban legends of Arachne tell that this is the last holopic registered by your Cube when you face x0xMICHEL_LAUNCHERx92.

Blasting from afar, Michel Launcher and his custom skin Missile Launcher managed to force all the Security Team to rest, Ensign Cho revealing herself amongst the crowd and joining the Officers mandated to evacuate woundeds to the back, sadly obliged to miss the whole Bacon party too.

To avenge their fallen comrades, Robobot serial n°9 hacked the skies and unleashed what he call "The Street of Rage Special" to the hidden punks, including x0xMICHEL_LAUNCHERx92.

With only Hector and his Teammate on the field (alongside some minor characters), the party staff decided to show their best hacking skills to compensate for the flee of their Empty friends, managing not only to slow our two first-timers, but also making one of them sick with nano-infected food.

Meanwhile, it seems that the Cheerkiller club ended up right into a strange place, some sort of unregistered Quantum Anomaly Zone, right inside an abandonned building office... Making them totally AWOL from the POV of the Nomad Party.

Thinking she was safe to come pick up incriminating evidences, Mary unfortunately discovered upon grabbing her infected Bacon that O-12 had high-profile graduated Officers from the Academy on the field. Now free of his moves, Hector's Partner managed to struck down convicted criminal "Mary Problem" for charges of drug-inducing poisoning food, hacking, street degradations, unsanctioned free pary and being part of the Nomad Nation.

Shotguns are lifesaving tools, don't forget that next time kiddo!

Not having a single consideration for the panicked Cook, Hector rushed toward the center of the party, grabbing the juicy pure Bacon stripes, before arresting the rest of the Nomad party to bring them to the nearest precinct, as any dedicated Bacon Specialist Operative would,

It was a brilliant and well executed operation, I must say. I was very surprised of the performances deployed by our new operatives such as Hector and Robobot serial n°9. I can suspect that these two will see more operations in the future. In the meantime, the Cyberius TaskForce is already looking forward their next Assignment to save Concilium Prima.

Lady Numiria out.

++transmission closed++
++you can now safely turn off your comlogg++

In the end, Hector was really the Bacon Specialist Operative we needed for this mission!

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