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Lady Numiria's Adventure in Edda - EP3: ERROR SYSTEM TERROR

300 POINTS
O-12
Lady Numiria
VS Nomads
Alexandrrer
The Great Commissioner Numiria face the force of Nomads once again, but will her bravery be enough this time around against the power in the shadow??

++commlog transfer 3645.XO++
++priority access granted++
++secure channel opened++
++data transfer ready++

This is Lady Numiria, High Commissioner of the O-12, representing the Edda Defense Front Commission, working alongside the Concilium Planetary Defense Force [CPDF] in order to stabilize the planet against the so-called "Quantum Anomaly Zones".

Last days has been rough. Despise the brilliant work of the Cyberius TaskForce lately, O-12 was loosing much ground against the so-called QCC and their acts of felony against all Concilium Conventions. Following those events, the Edda Defense Front Commission decided to strike back, giving to all field Officers of the Bureau Aegis the one & only permit they could not get otherwise: the Licence to Kill.

The following theme song is very on point because I had to indeed "eat a lot of snakes" (as we say in France) given the uncanny dice rolls in favor of my opponent through the whole game....

After the previous party, we were called almost immediatly to intercept yet another Nomad expedition, this time in the Blériot Airport area. We were told they were about to mess with the biometric passport.

Before leaving, Bonkers, our Cyberghost, seemed happy with his street cleaning work.

Upon arrival, Bonkers decided to do a quick test at the entry gate... unfortunately, since he forgot to deactivate his holomask prior to enter, he was rejected and had to leave the party, not being able to join us in the Airport anymore.

After hearing alarming beeps and boops from Bonkers' ID-scan machine, Nomads showed themselves, emerging from some gas clouds, like some kind of Bank heisters, ready for a new job.

Initiating an interception course, our Zeta placed itself in the nearby Corridor, blocking the impressively quick Nomad advance. "Come play with us!" he then said, before opening fire on them.

Unfortunately, it seems that it was hacked or sabotaged by some Spiral Corps Grief Operator before the assignment, since its gun jammed and it was shot down by the Hollow-Men.

Motivated by their success, Brad Spit, Perseus, Michel Launcher and their friends entered the central boardroom, making it a Nomad territory.

Shortly arrived with the second wave of our forces, Casanova and I were trapped... All our forces were down, Officers were fleeing in despair, and NOmads were already putting nasty graffitis on the wall of the Blériot Airport.

Always first in line when it comes to save Damsels in Distress, Casanova put himself in front of the door leading to the Nomad controled area, his saber out, letting me escape before being caught by the evil forces of the QCC!

I don't know much about what happened after that, I just heard that Nomads distributed amongst themselves a lot of candies (after hacking the ID-Scan machines) and did some base-jumping from the Control Tower using the local Orbital Elevator...

In the end, I was able to flee, thanks to my deerest secret ally <3, reaching for an undisclosed location, for obvious security reasons. It seems that Nomads can finally learn of their mistakes, I need to be clever now, I sense like they are already back on my tracks... Lady Numiria out. ++transmission closed++ ++you can now safely turn off your comlogg++

They say love could appear anywhere anytime... that's even more true when your fireteam DUO is eqquiped with a MOV 8-6 Motorcycle (borrowed from some Ariadna old military stock)!

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8 Comments

  • Obyiscus says:

    Great work commander, I love the hilarious photos

  • Teddy says:

    Great Report, especially the storytelling via pictures.

  • Neon says:

    Lmao, I love this! I love all of your amazing meme edits. Fantastic report and a fun refreshing read.

  • Kittenmarines says:

    Awesome report! I’d get that zeta checked out though: you can send it to the PanO garrison to review…

  • theGricks says:

    Brilliant story telling! Michael Launcher…lol

  • Tristan228 says:

    Another awesome Report High (in love) Commissioner!
    I hope you’re honey mo… escape hideout will be as pleasant as Hector’s greasy armor!

  • Danger Rose says:

    OMG, the sad Cybermask noise and Michel Launcher were my favorites!

    Also, any word on available, TRUSTWORTHY Exrah to trade with? I’m asking for a friend…

  • Lt.Cuddles says:

    You have to exorcise your zeta, you cannot keep rolling badly with It every single game

    Also, when engaging fireteams, Always spend the extra orders: peeek out of cover Just a Little bit at each order and engage only One at a time at any given f2f. Overkill Is the only acceptable kill.