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Lady Numiria's Adventures in Edda - EP2: Mr. Panic "At the Disco" Room

300 POINTS
O-12
Lady Numiria
VS Nomads
Tristan228
The Great Commissioner returns for another raid against disrepesctful Nomads!

[ Note: this is the O-12's POV on the latest battle report by Tristan228, which I couldn't link unfortunately due to a bug and the closure of P1 earlier than stated: Tristan228's Report ]

++commlog transfer 20845.V4++
++priority access granted++
++secure channel opened++
++data transfer ready++

This is Lady Numiria, High Commissioner of the O-12, representing the Edda Defense Front Commission, working alongside the Concilium Planetary Defense Force [CPDF] in order to stabilize the planet against the so-called "Quantum Anomaly Zones".

The O-12 has been recently shamed for its unorthodox alliance with the Combined Army by the Quantum Containment Coalition - composed of Nomad Nation, Haqqislam and Yu-Jing. But we don't have time to be angry at such ridiculous attempts to make us loose our mind ove.... COME ON HERE U LIL SH*T I GONNA SHAT YO MOUTH!!

Hmm hmm, excuse myself. I'm better now. It's just that as a proud girl and citizen of Neoterra, I can sometimes let my inner emotions express too much, specially when Nomads are involved.

Speaking of Nomads, after we raided their Bacon party last time, we heard of yet another civilian trouble in the streets near Montalbàn docks. Mobilizing my Cyberius TaskForce I decided to show them how proudly Panoceanians of all sort always uphold the law (and throw better rich raves!), so we moved out quickly in order to intercept the upcoming Nomad folks.

!! GO, BLUE TEAM GO !!

Arriving on site, we noticed the environmental laws weren't really fully respected around there, and Nomads already put some street gangs signs all around.

Not only that, but they also put some decoy RAID-dolls around for our remotes to act confused by such attractive bodies!

(Thanks to Tristan228 for the custom map editing!)

The Cyberius TaskForce splat in two groups: Hector and the Bacon Specialist Operatives moving fast forward, while the rest will clean after them in nearby halls.

After our Varangian contractor put on some good beats, we waited on the dancefloor for the Bakunin detachment sent against us to join our better party. From our position we spotted some robots already dancing, moved by the beauty of the music!

Trying to warm-up themselves, the Nomads ran a round of jokes between them, to try to level up their meme-game - knowing they were against the great Commissioner herself - but it was pitiful and painful to watch.

I could have told you then about all the amazing stuff that happened, but let's resume the whole action at this simple sequence of pictures:

After Hector cleaned by himself 80% of the rest of the Nomad's expedition crew, the poor Uhahu left alone realized she may not have choosen the best path for her career...

After succeding her Courage roll, she decided to give it a shot - actually 4 shots of Assault Pistol - but despite her managing to clean all the rest of the Cyberius TaskForce still located in the Party Disco Room, she had to flee too to come back another day...

The mission being a great success and all Nomads out of commission, Hector decided to stop there for a bit, enjoying one of the freshly served Killer Mojito of the Great Commissioner!

Lady Numiria out.

++transmission closed++
++you can now safely turn off your comlogg++

Not only being the star of this Report, Hector is also the hero of our next marketing campaign!

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